Bad News For Aging Couch Potatoes

I just read some awful news for aging couch potatoes like me.   

Our ability to lose weight is not affected by age!!

This is horrible because I have been using my creeping seniority as an excuse for lack of weight loss for most of my life.   

I told my wife and kids that weight gain was out of my control because of age.  After saying I couldn’t do anything about my growing size, I used emotional despair to justify eating whatever I wanted.

It turns out I have been wrong all along, and it is only a matter of time before my family figures that out.   

A British medical school performed a study from 2005 to 2016 and discovered that it was actually easier for people aged 60-78 to drop pounds relative to their younger peers less than 60 years old.   

I don’t know about you, but I find this news very upsetting.  It robs me of one of my primary excuses for being overweight.   

I know sooner rather than later, my wife will notice this study, call me out and tell the kids.   

If you would like to learn more about this terrible and disturbing news click here.   

Please do not tell my family about this study. Let’s just agree to keep this private…  

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Mark Sunshine

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